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		<title>I&#8217;m Back!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stephen King&#8217;s book &#8220;On Writing&#8221; is one of my favorite pieces on the craft that I&#8217;ve read.  Not because it&#8217;s the best book on the subject, or because he&#8217;s come up with some new approach to the art that no one else has, or that he is able to distill his talent down into words [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stephen King&#8217;s book &#8220;On Writing&#8221; is one of my favorite pieces on the craft that I&#8217;ve read.  Not because it&#8217;s the best book on the subject, or because he&#8217;s come up with some new approach to the art that no one else has, or that he is able to distill his talent down into words and give you a formula for success.  To me, it was because it spoke to me the way I needed to be spoken to at the time.  There were two basic rules (and I&#8217;m paraphrasing horribly here, and you should really read the book if you&#8217;re curious about what he has to say, because I&#8217;m sure to mangle it just a bit).  The two basic rules are 1. Write, no matter what it&#8217;s about, and just make sure you do it regularly.  And, 2. A good writer is also a good reader.  You just can&#8217;t gain perspective or see how other people find success with words without consuming them yourself.</p>
<p>For the last year or so, I&#8217;ve poured myself pretty heavily into my hockey website.  I&#8217;m very proud of it and what&#8217;s become, and it&#8217;s allowed me to interact with the sport I love in a way I&#8217;ve missed since my days with the newspaper.  So, I&#8217;m really glad for the opportunities there.  But, it doesn&#8217;t allow me to express myself creatively very often.  In addition to the website, I&#8217;ve also written pretty heavily on Twitter and Facebook.  Both of these products are a great way to express my thoughts and insights, and share interesting web things.  But, they also tend to take away material for blog posts.</p>
<p>So, after trying to figure out how to reconcile the two, and still find material for blogging without resorting to e-mail prompts with suggestions about what to write about, I&#8217;ve gone back to the first of King&#8217;s rules I listed above &#8211; just write.  I&#8217;ll give that a shot and see where it leads me.  If you follow me on twitter and/or facebook, and find some of the stuff I put in here repetitive&#8230;well, sorry.  That&#8217;s just how it may be from time to time.  But, I will do my best to keep plenty of material (thoughts/stories/etc.) for here that I don&#8217;t post in other places &#8211; after all &#8211; it&#8217;s hard to truly tell a story on Twitter or Facebook.</p>
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		<title>A Small Life Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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Yet another site design.  I think it was needed this time, though.  The latest experiment with the site, allowing visitors to contribute and have it flow in a conversational kind of manner was mostly a flop.  At least for now.  I think I need to share a bit more and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Nietzsche" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10687935@N04/3643285813/" target="_blank"><img class="alignright" style="border: 0px initial initial;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3301/3643285813_d52d750f7b_m.jpg" border="0" alt="Nietzsche" width="240" height="204" /></a><br />
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<p><small><a title="Robert S. Donovan" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10687935@N04/3643285813/" target="_blank"></a></small>Yet another site design.  I think it was needed this time, though.  The latest experiment with the site, allowing visitors to contribute and have it flow in a conversational kind of manner was mostly a flop.  At least for now.  I think I need to share a bit more and build up a rapport with you folks before that sort of effort will be truly successful.</p>
<p>So, aside from that, it&#8217;s been a busy summer at Casa del Monkey.  The Little Monkey&#8217;s birthday was just over a week ago, and we had a fun time throwing a party for him.  He celebrated it in style, of course.  I&#8217;ll try and get a couple of pictures up of that shortly.  This past weekend, we attended a party at a friend&#8217;s house, and that was really nice.  We have realized we don&#8217;t get out as much as we need to.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m slowly working my way through my &#8220;Summer Reading List&#8221;.  I asked my Facebook friends to submit 1 or 2 of their favorite books to me, and built a summer reading list around the submissions I received.  Well, it&#8217;s probably more aptly titled a &#8220;2009 Reading List&#8221;, because it&#8217;s going to take me at least until the end of the year to finish this, and probably into next year as well.  But, it&#8217;s been enjoyable reading thus far.  Currently, I&#8217;m reading <em>Now I Can Die in Peace: How ESPN&#8217;s Sports Guy Found Salvation, with a Little Help from Nomar, Pedro, Shawshank, and the 2004 Red Sox.</em> It&#8217;s a really great read.  I&#8217;d read Bill Simmons before, in ESPN&#8217;s magazine, I think, but I hadn&#8217;t really gotten a good dose of his work.  It&#8217;s really good reading, especially if you&#8217;re a sports fan from New England.  Which, HEY!  I am.</p>
<p>Aside from that, I&#8217;ve been working on the <a href="http://www.bigdhockey.com">Other Website</a>, which if you haven&#8217;t checked out, and you&#8217;re a fan of hockey, please do!  I think you&#8217;ll enjoy it.  We&#8217;re going to be rolling into hockey season in the next month or so, and things are really going to pick up there, I think.  I&#8217;m a strange mixture of nervous and excited.  Which feeling is prevailing depends on the day.</p>
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		<title>A Tall Drink of Water</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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Just getting a chance to settle down after yet another very busy day.  Sometimes it&#8217;s just wonderful to be able to sit down with a big mug of water, feel the A/C flowing over you, and catch your breath when the day has been &#8220;go, go, go!&#8221;  That&#8217;s where I&#8217;m at [...]]]></description>
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<p><small><a title="tranchis" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/25813335@N00/3650406701/" target="_blank"></a></small>Just getting a chance to settle down after yet another very busy day.  Sometimes it&#8217;s just wonderful to be able to sit down with a big mug of water, feel the A/C flowing over you, and catch your breath when the day has been &#8220;go, go, go!&#8221;  That&#8217;s where I&#8217;m at right now.</p>
<p>Things over at <a href="http://www.bigdhockey.com">my other blog</a> have been really busy.  But, it&#8217;s a busy I really enjoy.  Tasting some success in the blogosphere is very nice when you&#8217;ve been working at getting yourself out there for so long.  I thought that one day I might build my personal blog into something that would have lots of readers, but it turns out that my &#8216;hobby blog&#8217; was what did it.  Either way, it&#8217;s very nice.  I&#8217;m getting the interactive communication that I was hoping I would, and learning lots of new ways to make it more successful.  So, if you haven&#8217;t gotten to look at it, please <a href="http://www.bigdhockey.com">go take a look</a>!</p>
<p>The day job is keeping me pretty busy when I&#8217;m not reporting on all things hockey.  Usually the summer is pretty quiet, as we had mostly supported the universities in the past, and their summer class enrollments are quite smaller than the Fall and Spring.  But, with referrals pouring in from Apple pretty regularly, we&#8217;re really keeping steady work in the shop.  It&#8217;s enjoyable, but makes me appreciate when I can relax and just have some time to myself, for sure.</p>
<p>Family life keeps me busy when I&#8217;m not occupied with those other things.  I love that, though.  I don&#8217;t get to spend enough time with my wife and son, really.  But, we grab the moments we can.  This last weekend was great; we sat at home, had family over on Saturday for a big cookout, and then spent Sunday doing absolutely nothing.  Other than enjoying each others&#8217; company&#8230;which was wonderful.</p>
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		<title>Trying out a brand new theme on WordPres&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trying out a brand new theme on WordPress.  I think I&#8217;m going to go with it and tweak it, to make it work how I want.  But I saw it this weekend at WordCamp Dallas, and really liked it.  What do you all think?  It&#8217;s pretty interactive, so comment away and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Trying out a brand new theme on WordPress.  I think I&#8217;m going to go with it and tweak it, to make it work how I want.  But I saw it this weekend at WordCamp Dallas, and really liked it.  What do you all think?  It&#8217;s pretty interactive, so comment away and see how everything comes up in-line with this post.  Thanks!</p>
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		<title>As You Wish&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight, my wife and I decided to enjoy one of our favorite movies after the Little Monkey had gone to bed.  We put in the Princess Bride, and watched until we were both overcome with fatigue.  The decision to watch the movie  came about because of a random quote I had made the other day [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-129" title="princessbride" src="http://www.onecoolmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/princessbride-200x300.jpg" alt="princessbride" width="200" height="300" />Tonight, my wife and I decided to enjoy one of our favorite movies after the Little Monkey had gone to bed.  We put in the Princess Bride, and watched until we were both overcome with fatigue.  The decision to watch the movie  came about because of a random quote I had made the other day (as I&#8217;m known to do), and she says it&#8217;s been in her head ever since.</p>
<p>It has taken me back to the first time I watched the movie &#8211; gathered with some friends in my best friend&#8217;s bedroom, on the night Andre the Giant passed away.  I think I was one of the last to see the film, but then, I led a pretty sheltered movie-watching existence in my younger years.  I can honestly say it wasn&#8217;t my favorite movie after watching it, but it held the #2 spot very solidly.  #1 is, and always has been, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  But, what is not to love about the Princess Bride?  As the grandpa says &#8211; &#8220;Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles..&#8221;  It&#8217;s great stuff.  I fell in love with it immediately, and have treasured it ever since.  It&#8217;s one of those movies I will watch every few months, just because it&#8217;s always enjoyable.</p>
<p>A few of my favorite quotes:</p>
<ul>
<li>Inigo:  Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000764/">Fezzik</a></strong>: You never said anything about killing anyone.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001728/">Vizzini</a></strong>: I&#8217;ve hired you to help me start a war. It&#8217;s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000764/">Fezzik</a></strong>: I just don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s right, killing an innocent girl.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001728/">Vizzini</a></strong>: Am I going MAD, or did the word &#8220;think&#8221; escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001597/">Inigo Montoya</a></strong>: I agree with Fezzik.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001728/">Vizzini</a></strong>: Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn&#8217;t buy Brandy!<br />
[<em class="fine">turning to Fezzik</em>]<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001728/">Vizzini</a></strong>: And you: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland!</li>
<li>[<em class="fine">Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up</em>]<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001728/">Vizzini</a></strong>: HE DIDN&#8217;T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001597/">Inigo Montoya</a></strong>: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001597/">Inigo Montoya</a></strong>: Who are you?<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/">Westley</a></strong>: No one of consequence.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001597/">Inigo Montoya</a></strong>: I must know&#8230;<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/">Westley</a></strong>: Get used to disappointment.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001597/">Inigo Montoya</a></strong>: &#8216;kay.</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/">Westley</a></strong>: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001597/">Inigo Montoya</a></strong>: Let me &#8217;splain.<br />
[<em class="fine">pause</em>]<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001597/">Inigo Montoya</a></strong>: No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry&#8217; Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape&#8230; after I kill Count Rugen.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/">Westley</a></strong>: That doesn&#8217;t leave much time for dilly-dallying.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000764/">Fezzik</a></strong>: You just wiggled your finger. That&#8217;s wonderful.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/">Westley</a></strong>: I&#8217;ve always been a quick healer.</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001697/">Prince Humperdinck</a></strong>: First things first, to the death.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/">Westley</a></strong>: No. To the pain.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001697/">Prince Humperdinck</a></strong>: I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m quite familiar with that phrase.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/">Westley</a></strong>: I&#8217;ll explain and I&#8217;ll use small words so that you&#8217;ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001697/">Prince Humperdinck</a></strong>: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/">Westley</a></strong>: It won&#8217;t be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001697/">Prince Humperdinck</a></strong>: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don&#8217;t mean to duplicate tonight.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/">Westley</a></strong>: I wasn&#8217;t finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001697/">Prince Humperdinck</a></strong>: And then my ears, I understand let&#8217;s get on with it.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/">Westley</a></strong>: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I&#8217;ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, &#8220;Dear God! What is that thing,&#8221; will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001697/">Prince Humperdinck</a></strong>: I think your bluffing.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/">Westley</a></strong>: It&#8217;s possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It&#8217;s conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I&#8217;m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again&#8230; perhaps I have the strength after all.<br />
[<em class="fine">slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince</em>]<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000144/">Westley</a></strong>: DROP&#8230; YOUR&#8230; SWORD!<br />
[<em class="fine">mouth hanging open, drops sword to floor</em>]</li>
</ul>
<p>And&#8230;lastly, but certainly not leastly:</p>
<ul>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000345/">Miracle Max</a></strong>: Have fun stormin&#8217; da castle.<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001406/">Valerie</a></strong>: Think it&#8217;ll work?<br />
<strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000345/">Miracle Max</a></strong>: It would take a miracle.</li>
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		<title>Back to the Cute</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 05:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Little Monkey decided to help his mom out with the cooking last weekend, and I snapped off a few pictures, because&#8230;well&#8230;he looked like this.  Mrs. Monkey insists that he&#8217;s a big help in the kitchen, but I think she secretly just likes to see him covered in various ingredients.  Luckily, this time, it was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_121" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-121" title="chocolate_boy" src="http://www.onecoolmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_3041-300x225.jpg" alt="I make this look *good*" width="300" height="225" /><p class="wp-caption-text">I make this look *good*</p></div>
<p>The Little Monkey decided to help his mom out with the cooking last weekend, and I snapped off a few pictures, because&#8230;well&#8230;he looked like <em>this</em>.  Mrs. Monkey insists that he&#8217;s a big help in the kitchen, but I think she secretly just likes to see him covered in various ingredients.  Luckily, this time, it was pretty straight-forward-ly chocolate, which all comes off with a bit of water and cooperation from the child.  Which, as you might guess, is where I ran into difficulty.  Apparently he thought that chocolate was a good look for him, and I could just go climb a tree if I thought that I was going to come after him with a wash rag and <em>change</em> all of that.  After a small bit of chasing, and a rather one-sided conversation that involved me trying to convince him he&#8217;d be much happier without the layer of chocolate surrounding the lower half of his face, he allowed me to start the cleanup process.  Which, in itself, was pretty interesting.  During the course of feeding himself spoon after spoon of leftover chocolate cupcake batter (no eggs, so it was pretty harmless), he managed to lodge it in lots of fun places.</p>
<div id="attachment_123" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-123" title="More Chocolate" src="http://www.onecoolmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_3043-300x225.jpg" alt="Did I get any on me?" width="300" height="225" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Did I get any on me?</p></div>
<p>If you look closely, you can see a sizeable amount of the goop-like batter surrounding his right nostril.  You might be inclined to think that it stayed just on the outside of said nostril.  Those leaning towards that inclination would be wrong.  Oh, it was up there.  My guess is that he had the spoon there and inhaled&#8230;snorting chocolate at age 1.5&#8230;.  Where did my parenting go wrong??</p>
<p>What&#8217;s truly funny is that he didn&#8217;t complain at all.  Apparently, it&#8217;s not an uncomfortable sensation, because he was pretty happy to go about his business consuming the chocolate if I&#8217;d just leave him alone.  But, being the parent, it&#8217;s my job to crush all happiness now, and so his bowl and spoon licking activities were at an end for the day.  But, they did make for some cute pictures.  Good to enjoy now, and possibly when he invites his date over to meet the parents one day in high school&#8230;  Nah, I wouldn&#8217;t do that.  That&#8217;s what &#8220;first bath&#8221; pictures are for.</p>
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		<title>Disorganized</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not entirely fair to use this title as the header for my first posting on the new blog, but it&#8217;s rather how I&#8217;m feeling at the moment.  I&#8217;ve jumped in head over heels using Wordpress (a piece of software I know next to nothing about) and I&#8217;m doing my best to work on two [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not entirely fair to use this title as the header for my first posting on the new blog, but it&#8217;s rather how I&#8217;m feeling at the moment.  I&#8217;ve jumped in head over heels using Wordpress (a piece of software I know next to nothing about) and I&#8217;m doing my best to work on two websites with it.  I&#8217;m a regular webmaster, aren&#8217;t I?  Yeah, not so much.  But, it&#8217;s a start.</p>
<p>Thanks for reading.  Come back sometimes soon &#8211; hopefully there will be something more interesting to read.</p>
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		<title>Change is Coming</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;A new dawn of American leadership is at hand&#8230;&#8221;
Barack Obama was elected as the 44th president of the United States of America last night.  He is also our first president of African-American descent.
I don&#8217;t know that I can properly express the optimism and happiness I feel that my fellow Americans still have faith in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;A new dawn of American leadership is at hand&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Barack Obama was elected as the 44th president of the United States of America last night.  He is also our first president of African-American descent.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know that I can properly express the optimism and happiness I feel that my fellow Americans still have faith in our government, and still have hope that our ship can be righted and our problems at home and abroad addressed in a rational and responsible manner.</p>
<p>Until I can more properly express some of those thoughts, I wanted to leave you, my constant readers, with a couple of videos from Mr. Obama.  The first is the &#8220;Yes We Can&#8221; video that made it&#8217;s rounds back in early &#8216;08, urging voters to get out and vote at the primary and caucus level.  But, it&#8217;s message is every bit as topical now as it was then.  The chants from the crowd at his victory speech last night went &#8220;Yes We Did&#8221;, but that&#8217;s really not true.  One step has been made, but there is SO much more to do.  Mr. Obama never said those words himself, and I believe the reason is that he agrees &#8211; there&#8217;s a lot more to do.</p>
<p>The next set of videos are his acceptance speech from last night.  The speech had to be broken up into 3 parts, but it&#8217;s really not that long (a little over 20 minutes all totaled).  If you haven&#8217;t heard it yet, I highly recommend giving them a listen, regardless of your political leaning or party affiliation.  As my friend Bill at <a href="http://trustyplinkostick.blogspot.com/">Trusty Plinko Stick</a> said so well, &#8220;I forgot what it&#8217;s like to have a president who&#8217;s a true orator. That man can *speak*.&#8221;  Well said, and so very true.  His acceptance speech is proof positive of that.</p>
<p>Yes We Can:<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jjXyqcx-mYY&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jjXyqcx-mYY&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p>Victory Speech Part 1:<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FrXkBuWNx88&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FrXkBuWNx88&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p>Victory Speech Part 2:<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/02BV5Zah1Tw&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/02BV5Zah1Tw&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p>Victory Speech Part 3:<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/69JeattgAqI&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/69JeattgAqI&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>Please&#8230;Don&#8217;t Vote. Ok, Well, Maybe You Should&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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What a great video this is&#8230;as long as people in this country still understand sarcasm.  I think they do&#8230;I *hope* they do.  I&#8217;ve made lots of assumptions over the past few months about the American populace, and they haven&#8217;t turned out to be as accurate as I hoped (check how close the race [...]]]></description>
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<p>What a great video this is&#8230;as long as people in this country still understand sarcasm.  I think they do&#8230;I *hope* they do.  I&#8217;ve made lots of assumptions over the past few months about the American populace, and they haven&#8217;t turned out to be as accurate as I hoped (check how close the race still is&#8230;), but I guess we&#8217;ll see.</p>
<p>So &#8211; the video asks for you to pass it along&#8230;and I request the same.  Post it online if you have a place to post it, or just send a link to my blog or to YouTube so people can view it.  To be honest, regardless of your stance in this political fiasco, <span style="font-weight:bold;"><a href="http://www.maps.google.com/vote">you should be registered to vote</a></span>, and you should VOTE.  November 4th is fast approaching, and I would love to see this country shatter records for voter turnout.  The only way it will happen is if we all go out and vote.  So, register.  Read&#8230;inform yourself&#8230;learn&#8230;share.  Then vote.</p>
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		<title>Catching You Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know, I said I would post again last night.  It&#8217;s sort of true&#8230;I just didn&#8217;t do it here.  Damn, what a great segue that was&#8230;  
So, I have this pending gig as a blogger for a Dallas pro sports blog aptly named DallasProSports.com.  They needed a piece on the Dallas [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know, I said I would post again last night.  It&#8217;s <i>sort</i> of true&#8230;I just didn&#8217;t do it here.  Damn, what a great segue that was&#8230;  </p>
<p>So, I have this pending gig as a blogger for a Dallas pro sports blog aptly named <a href="http://www.dallasprosports.com">DallasProSports.com</a>.  They needed a piece on the Dallas Stars, who they want me to cover each week, by Monday night.  Well&#8230;we had some family stuff come up and I didn&#8217;t get to it.  But, last night, between helping my wife study for a big test she has today and trying to get some food in my stomach, I managed to scrawl out 7 paragraphs on the upcoming training camp the Stars are set to open, and that is the post I sent.  I&#8217;m hoping it won&#8217;t be held against me, and they&#8217;ll let me keep posting for them, cause it sounds like a lot of fun.  As of the time of writing this post, however, it was not posted.  Maybe later tonight?</p>
<p>Now, other than that, I figured I would catch you up on what life has been like.  Mrs. Monkey and I have finally come up with a plan for getting up with the Monkeyling that doesn&#8217;t involve us wanting to kill one another every morning.  It&#8217;s revolutionary in it&#8217;s scope &#8211; get this&#8230;.  We alternate days.  I know!  I know!  Don&#8217;t spread the idea too much &#8211; we&#8217;re planning on patenting it.  So, yeah&#8230;we each get to sleep in (8:00 AM) every other day.  It&#8217;s wonderful.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m still working a lot of hours for my wonderful company and Mrs. Monkey is still going to school lots of hours.  Those hours not taken up by work &#038; school are ravenously consumed by the Monkeyling.  But that&#8217;s a good thing &#8211; just peek at the photos that have been posted.  How can ya not love that face?</p>
<p>AND, on a random tangent that has nothing to do with previous subjects, there was this <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/09/03/bisphenol.safety.ap/">new study</a> released by the Journal of the American Medical Association saying that bisphenol A (BPA), a common ingredient in many plastic bottles, might be linked to more health issues than previously believed.  I first found out about this issue when trying to find bottles for the Monkeyling.  Mrs. Monkey was adamant on the &#8220;No BPA&#8221; rule, and after studying up, I agreed.  For those who don&#8217;t know, BPA is used in hardened plastics in a wide range of consumer goods including food containers, baby bottles, water bottles, eyeglass lenses and compact discs. Many scientists believe it can act like the hormone estrogen, and animal studies have linked it with breast, prostate and reproductive system problems and some cancers.  Fun stuff!  Well, the new study that came out has shown there may be a link now with heart disease and diabetes in adults.  It&#8217;s really not good.  So, avoid bottles with BPA (or with the recycle number 7 on them, as they are most commonly found in those).  Or, you can do what I did yesterday, and pick up a <a href="http://www.sigg.com">Sigg</a> bottle.  These things rock.  I want another one already.</p>
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